leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

(via myperfect-little-mess)

whatiwishicould:

Tips for being an adult:

  • there are none
  • don’t become an adult
  • stay a child forever
  • Peter Pan was right

(via myperfect-little-mess)

dampsandwich:

i blog because i didnt get enough attention as a child

(via myperfect-little-mess)

spankmeniall:

how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

(Source: nialllhoran, via bastille)

prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

(via myperfect-little-mess)

fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

(Source: fake-mermaid, via sextnoise)